thebaddymanmp3:

who do you think they are to each other? / it took me twelve years to find my friend / he was just this kid in my head for such a long time, and I think I just missed him / you dream in a language I can’t understand / you make my life so much bigger, and I just wonder if I do the same for you / this is where I ended up. this is where I’m supposed to be / I just wanted to see you one more time / I didn’t know liking your husband would hurt this much / maybe we were a bird and the branch it decided to rest on one day / who you are is someone who leaves / to arthur, you are someone who stays / if this is already a past life, who do you think we are to each other in the next?

past lives past lives 2023

manywinged:

manywinged:

“do you seriously think you’re above the rules” the stupid ones yeah

if you want me to follow the rules you have to make sure they’re not stupid. this isn’t a difficult concept to grasp.

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auto-transubstantiation:

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ciccinacirce-deactivated2022042:

bettedavisgf:

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Cause we can hear all of your internal monologues that even you don’t listen to, and we chatter hysterically to drown out the noise of your hatred for us (plus feeling everybody else’s feelings for them all the time is like doing emotional speedballs). We can’t help it, so just shut up and hate us like you always do since we can hear your thoughts anyway (you have that nose ring ‘cause your mother didn’t love you, but we love you, we have to)

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Is this the same person lmao

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legobenkenobi:

both Cody and Obi-Wan are the kind of guys to realize their kids / siblings snuck out and wait up all night so when their kids get home they can dramatically spin around in a chair and turn on the light

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cerayanay:

No guys don’t worry this young woman’s celebrity is going to be totally different. No yeah we’re going to do it right this time, she’s totally not going to be exploited at all. No i promise it’s different this time this teenager is totally in charge of her career, she’s not made to do anything. Yeah we promise we’re going to make sure this rapid rise in fame and complete stripping of privacy is not going to do any long term damage this time, she’s going to be totally fine this time

(via what-theactualfuck)

stuckinnet:

dappergamelord:

suiheisen:

i watch baseball for the side quests

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

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this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

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